spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

This is beautiful.

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Let It Go (Trap Mix)

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Smoke

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  • Morning sex
  • Afternoon sex
  • Dinner sex
  • After meal sex
  • I-made-pancakes sex
  • Good morning sex
  • The-kids-are-at-school sex
  • Shower sex
  • Bored sex
  • Make-up sex
  • Break-up sex
  • Obama-won sex
  • Romney-lost sex
  • Monday sex
  • Tuesday sex
  • Wednesday sex
  • Thursday sex
  • Friday sex
  • Saturday sex
  • Sunday sex
  • There-is-nothing-on-tv sex
  • I-love-you sex
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  • Anonymousomg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
  • the-kellin-under-the-vic

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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